Jokes Page
I'll try and keep some good Jokes on this page
A major network is planning the show "Survivor 2" this
winter. In response, Texas is planning "Survivor, Texas Style."
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel through Waco, Austin, San
Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed
up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there, they proceed to Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth
and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to
confiscate your guns."

Murphy's Top 10 Laws Of Computing



1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer , it's probably out of date.

3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.

4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

6. To err is human, to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human, it's downright natural.

7. He who laughs last, probably has back-up.
8. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

9. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

10. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.